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"My Knitted Boyfriend"

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Yes. You read that correctly. And no, I am not buying one. I used to have my dog sleep on my bed when I was little but that was when I was 7.

Noortje de Keijzer (her website) a Dutch designer and illustrator has designed a life-sized, yes life size, knitted pillow in the shape of a man. Or a boyfriend. Whichever you prefer.
 
Keijzer's "My Knitted Boyfriend" (click this link. It shows the different accessories and the book that accompies your 'man') project consists of two different oversized cushions, "Artur" (white guy with brown hair) and "Steve (darker guy with black hair)." The pillows come with a number of accessories, including knitted moustaches, glasses, watches, bow-ties, and even tattoos. There's also an illustrated book to show you what you can do with your knitted companion.
 
Keijzer had her mother and grandmother hand-knit the body pillow. (Slave labor?, I'm still wondering why she couldn't do it herself) The time had come, she says, for a man in her life. "I could say that's a joke, but it is partly true." Sooooo, is this weird? You decide. Watch the video below.




Here is her description:
My Knitted Boyfriend is a cushion with a story. A cushion with a personality. A cushion to kiss! Or, well… to cuddle, to caress, to hug, and to smile with. Because this man is always happy. And he is flexible as well. He will have a mustache if you prefer mustaches. He will wear glasses if you prefer glasses. He likes to sit on your floor, on your couch or at you dinner table. But most of all he likes to lay down next to you in bed. With your head on his chest and his arms wrapped around you. This way you will never feel alone ever again. With this man you can be sure, he will never leave you.
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  1. DenwildzeeApril 24, 2013 at 3:26 PM

    I said to myself, don't come to a conclusion until you have seen the video, thinking she would be a scary wierd person. Like one who enjoys bathing in blood in her spare time or some such thing. But, she is pretty cool, and very inventive. She reminds me of the actress Mia Wasikowska. She's my kind of wierd.

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  2. DenwildzeeApril 24, 2013 at 3:29 PM

    http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=mia+wasikowska&qpvt=mia+wasikowska&FORM=IGRE#view=detail&id=CD143D41CDB83BD6661AC194E14AA1C5BA7A3EFB&selectedIndex=59

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